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Asteroids sounds like ASSteroids. That’s all the motivation I needed to create this dumb game.

Hemmorhoids! (or ASSteroids, Whichever is Funnier) is a single-screen learning-experience project. No full game is planned. I'm new to development. Just learning.

Created using this great YoYo Games tutorial as a starting point.